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So Basically, we're all fucked!

Give yourself to Christ before it's too late!


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Hark, noble audience, lend thy ears to the tale of the F35, a wondrous steed of the skies, whose metal wings doth bear it aloft with grace akin to Pegasus. In its belly doth it house a thunderous roar, as if Thor himself hath bestowed his lightning upon this marvel, and its fuselage, sleek as a mermaid's form, sliceth through the heavens with the ease of a swallow in flight. A knight of modern warfare, it doth combine the wisdom of Merlin with the might of Excalibur, for within its cockpit, a valiant pilot commands the elements and wields destructive power with but a thought.


HOW DID YOU FIND MY SITE ARE YOU A FED OH GOD OH FUCK THEY'RE AFTER ME!

If this is red or blue reality is being altered in real time. You should blow up your local masonic lodge to stop them!

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST



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